'I entirely refuse to be sent on to your wishy-washy further education! I am going to dress up as a boy and go on a dangerous quest!'
The Duchess, Alicia, and Ethel all took a moment to look at Brianna. She was already wearing boy’s clothing in order to defy the patriarchy and her generous bust was straining the buttons of her leather jerkin to bursting point.
'My dear girl,' said Ethel, speaking for them all. 'How are you going to manage that? You look like an hourglass in bondage gear.'”—Sometimes parody is the best commentary. It certainly is in Sarah Rees Brennan’s “An Old-Fashioned Unicorn’s Guide to Courtship,” in Coyote Wild Magazine.